The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

14 reviews were written on this date.

• Telemarketers

  

  What some people will put themselves thru for a paycheck!!!

  a good person review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Overlord

  

  Good old-fashioned evil fun with minions who like killing sheepies.

  a good game review by workingwithme.

• Napoleon Dynamite

  

  Completely and utterly off-wall'ish... makes 'Dodgeball' look like 'Citizen Kane'

  a good movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Highlander II: The Quickening

  

  Somewhere out in the world, this is somebody's FAVORITEST flick!

  a good movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Childhood Memories

  

  Vivid memory: Wanting to be something when grown... so disappointed!

  a good other review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Best In Show

  

  Truly worthy of an uninterrupted viewing, so... Sit! Stay! G'boy!

  a mediocre movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• The Police Reunion

  

  Wouldn't pay $350/ticket to see 'King' Elvis himself resurrected, performing!

  a mediocre concert review by DoctorSchmegma.

• The Terminator

  

  Arnie typecast as stiff, robotic cyborg... programmers must've been Austrian.

  a mediocre movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Bring It On: All or Nothing

  

  Certainly not enough cheerleader flicks in-da mix... You go, girlz!

  a mediocre movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Bag over your head

  

  Tried it once with plastic bag, sealed at base... GASP!!

  a mediocre activity review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Milkshakes!

  

  Forget consumption... fasten to thighs, where it'll inevitably arrive anyway.

  a good food review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Tom Cruise

  

  You selfish prick! You single-handedly soiled Oprah's beautiful stage sofa!

  a mediocre person review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Love

  

  It also 'hurts' according to J. Geils Band... how true!

  a mediocre drug review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Mountain Dew

  

  Liquid crack cocaine for extreme-sporting, adrenaline junkies, needing a fix...

  a mediocre food review by DoctorSchmegma.