The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

33 reviews were written on this date.

• iPhone firmware 1.1.3

  

  Text multiple contacts like it's 1998! Also, cell mast triangulation.

  a good electronics review by workingwithme.

• Gloves

  

  The rubber variety 'Classically Condition' my sphincter to pucker up...

  a mediocre clothing review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Clue

  

  So many rooms, weapons & suspects, yet so little time...

  a good movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Picable - www,picable.com

  

  Publish photos, earn advertising revenue share. Addictive as thetenwordreview was...

  a good website review by SaltireBlue.

• Brie Cheese on Crackers

  

  Tell me just three reasons I shouldn't be enjoying this.

  a mediocre food review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• The Shadow of the Wind

  

  I cannot understand how this book has escaped the masses.

  a good book review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• Angels and Demons

  

  So much better than DaVinci Code - and written first. Coincedence?

  a good book review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• Toby Keith

  

  It's hard to think of ten words expressing my disgust.

  a good person review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• Sylar

  

  The Sybrows never cease to amuse/amaze my bored work girlfriends.

  a good person review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• Torchwood - Kiss Kiss Bang Ba…

  

  RTD does Buffy yet again, now with actual Buffy actors!

  a good tv show review by workingwithme.

• Torchwood - Kiss Kiss Bang Ba…

  

  Surpasses each and every episode of season one by miles

  a good tv show review by dorward.

• iPhone "You couldn't check fi…

  

  Another way for iPod to dictate your life, like Microsoft....

  a mediocre other review by KarltheCommie.

• Torchwood - Kiss Kiss Bang Ba…

  

  Yet more Doctor Who nonsense, only without any Doctor Who.

  a mediocre tv show review by kapowaz.

• The universe

  

  'Tis a wee bit MASSIVE. Infinite, and blowing action. WHOA!

  a mediocre place review by KarltheCommie.

• Planet Earth

  

  Earth is a carbon filled rathole. Good enough for me.

  a mediocre place review by KarltheCommie.

• A Clockwork Orange

  

  I implore you to read the book. It's alot better.

  a mediocre movie review by KarltheCommie.

• Croc's

  

  POS shoes made in Boulder, CO. Need I say more?

  a mediocre clothing review by KarltheCommie.

• Golden Globes

  

  Where did they dig these tools up this year? (idiots)

  a mediocre event review by KarltheCommie.

• Hilary Clinton

  

  An overrated robot, who broke and cried. Please don't win....

  a good person review by KarltheCommie.

• Football

  

  When grown men where tights and play with balls. Stupid.

  a mediocre sport review by KarltheCommie.

• Coca-Cola

  

  Bettter than Pepsi, maybe it's the cocaine they use. COKE.

  a mediocre food review by KarltheCommie.

• Torchwood - Kiss Kiss Bang Ba…

  

  Bloody Torchwood - amusing story with fanfic that just writes itself.

  a good tv show review by workingwithme.

• Napoleon Dynamite

  

  Was never funny to start with, overrated to the max.

  a mediocre movie review by KarltheCommie.

• Britney Spears

  

  Can anyone save this sinking ship? Future popstars be warned!!!!

  a good person review by KarltheCommie.

• "From Under the Cork Tree" Fa…

  

  Contrary to the opening song, they're not the best, ok?

  a mediocre album review by KarltheCommie.

• KarltheCommie

  

  I know you - you can now annoy/amuse on the internet!

  a mediocre person review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• tehtinycheeseminion

  

  I am watching you, always. Be aware of the Marxism....

  a mediocre person review by KarltheCommie.

• Homosexuality

  

  people should stop speaking for a minority they're not in.

  a mediocre religion review by KarltheCommie.

• Godchild

  

  Beautifully drawn and perfectly dramatic. Kaori Yuki, you're a goddess.

  a good manga review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• Cats

  

  Not God's best design. Too independent for my taste level.

  a mediocre animal review by KarltheCommie.

• Toby Keith

  

  I lied... but I can't fit all the good ones.

  a mediocre person review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• Claudio Sanchez

  

  One of the sexiest Hispanics known to Earth and Man.

  a mediocre person review by tehtinycheeseminion.

• Homosexuality

  

  Clearly a choice and not a religion. Do your homework.

  a mediocre religion review by tehtinycheeseminion.