The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

16 reviews were written on this date.

• Britney Spears

  

  Makes Anna Nicole look like Marie Curie... Go AWAY already!

  a good person review by DoctorSchmegma.

• The universe

  

  Can barely hold O.J. Simpson's ego... May expand, tho!

  a mediocre place review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Glues

  

  Dance on some people's nostrils like a soft, summery breeze...

  a mediocre other review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Homosexuality

  

  Nature vs. nurture? If you choose nurture, you're damned... wrong!

  a mediocre religion review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Ghost Ship

  

  Cable kills? Tell us Americans something we don't know, Already!

  a mediocre movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• Inhuman Rampage - Dragonforce

  

  Complete and utter dogshit metal with no redeeming value whatsoever

  a mediocre album review by hehateme.

• Palindromes

  

  I don't like palindromes, I have aibohphobia, fear of palindromes...

  a good concept review by SaltireBlue.

• Torchwood

  

  Tosh isn't just a character's name for this daft programme.

  a good tv show review by katemonkey.

• Torchwood - Kiss Kiss Bang Ba…

  

  James Marsters. Blonde hair. Evil. Snogs the main character. Familiar?

  a damn good tv show review by fatbusinessman.

• Knitting

  

  Two Sticks make loops.Magically, resulting 3D shapes fit body

  a good activity review by erssie.

• Torchwood - Kiss Kiss Bang Ba…

  

  Less sweary, more polished than before - but still utter bollocks.

  a mediocre tv show review by themongkey.

• Flight of the Conchords

  

  Digifolk doesn't just mean sticking your finger in your ear.

  a good tv show review by themongkey.

• Stonehenge

  

  Luckily, prehistoric man didn't draw the plans on a napkin.

  a damn good place review by themongkey.

• "Rarely is the question asked…

  

  George W: The gift to satirists that keeps on giving.

  a damn good quotation review by themongkey.

• Use of Weapons - Iain M Banks

  

  Fractured timelines meet in the middle - don't mention the chair.

  a good book review by themongkey.

• BenWard

  

  "Oh, we must have had this conversation in my head!"

  a good person review by fatbusinessman.