The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

26 reviews were written on this date.

• horizon

  

  Where rainbows end and dreams begin! Did I write that?!!

  a mediocre place review by SaltireBlue.

• Climbing Up the Walls

  

  Radiohead singing about psychosis. Simultaneously chilling and beautiful. Five stars.

  a damn good song review by fatbusinessman.

• Amy Winehouse

  

  Am I missing something? I simply cannot listen to her!

  a good person review by kelticgrasshopper.

• horizon

  

  Kind of like life. You never can find the answer.

  a good place review by kelticgrasshopper.

• Pirates

  

  Use to sail the seas..Now they surf the net.

  a mediocre person review by kelticgrasshopper.

• Foo Action

  

  Maybe i'm getting old but this is just mental. Avoid.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Ashes to Ashes

  

  Concept stretched to breaking, but still good. DCI Hunt ftw!

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Pirates

  

  For some reason talking like pirates is really addictive. Arrr!

  a mediocre person review by boyo81.

• Father Ted

  

  Graham Lineham starts comedy writing career with instant surrealist classic.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Thongs

  

  Nice to look at but don't seem particularly comfortable. Ouchy.

  a good clothing review by boyo81.

• House

  

  Gruff doctor solves cases as protoges all insist "it's Lupus"

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• viper

  

  Post-modern internet troll, who seems to only review to annoy.

  a damn good person review by boyo81.

• fastfood restaurants

  

  Fatty? Yes. Bad for you? Certainly. Do we care? Nope.

  a good restaurant review by boyo81.

• Jamie's Kitchen

  

  Lisping mockney redeems himself to nation with altruistic business idea.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Hollyoaks

  

  Teens with wooden acting enact contrived situations. Usually in underwear.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Johnny Bravo

  

  HUH!! I'm so pretty. Everybody do the monkey? OK then.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Lost season opener

  

  Well surprise, surprise: No answers, more questions, more pointless characters.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Monty Python's Flying Circus

  

  Forerunner of modern surrealist comedy gets endlessly quoted into oblivion.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Spaced

  

  Endless movie references strung together with modern 20-something love story.

  a good tv show review by boyo81.

• Torchwood

  

  For Adam read Buffy's Jonathan. Seen it all before. Better.

  a good tv show review by SaltireBlue.

• Torchwood - Adam

  

  Personalities change with altered memories making this rather interesting viewing.

  a mediocre tv show review by dorward.

• Torchwood - Reset

  

  How many Who references can they squeeze into one episode?

  a mediocre tv show review by dorward.

• Torchwood - Reset

  

  RTD said - "A British X-Files" - this episode comes very close.

  a mediocre tv show review by dorward.

• Torchwood - Sleeper

  

  A cover story that fools the spy, until arms transform.

  a good tv show review by dorward.

• Torchwood - To the Last Man

  

  Slow character builder of an episode: not this season's finest.

  a mediocre tv show review by dorward.

• SaltireBlue

  

  Lover of reviews, despiser of MattMc... Aren't we all?...Truly!

  a good person review by DoctorSchmegma.