The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

37 reviews were written on this date.

• Serenity

  

  Makes sci-fi cool again, although the chinese swearing was odd.

  a good movie review by boyo81.

• Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barb…

  

  Depp's already done Keith Richards, now he's gone all 'Bowie'.

  a good movie review by boyo81.

• National Treasure: Book of Se…

  

  When are people going to realise Nicholas Cage is rubbish?

  a good movie review by boyo81.

• Meat

  

  The basis (along with melted cheese) of all great meals.

  a good food review by boyo81.

• Asparagus

  

  Makes your pee smell funny for six weeks each year.

  a good food review by boyo81.

• bacon

  

  One of the great taste sensations. I love pork products.

  a mediocre food review by boyo81.

• judging ppl

  

  All ths txt spk n l33tn355 m8ks me pheel old.

  a good other review by boyo81.

• apostrophe usage

  

  My worst habit is correcting people on this. Thankless task.

  a mediocre other review by boyo81.

• Oral Sex

  

  Great fun for all involved. Cleanliness an absolute must however.

  a good other review by boyo81.

• Points

  

  I'm pretty sure that these equal prizes. Where's my prize?

  a mediocre other review by boyo81.

• The Ten Word Review

  

  The problem's if you run out of words before the

  a damn good website review by boyo81.

• tubgirl.com

  

  Sounds innocent enough. Loading...what the?? OH GOD MY EYES!!

  a good website review by boyo81.

• Kitten War!

  

  Before the internet, how did everyone get their kitten fix?

  a good website review by boyo81.

• The Big Lebowski

  

  Great Coen brothers film, the Dude abides. Am I wrong?!?

  a good movie review by boyo81.

• Haiku

  

  Makes me feel clever/ pretending i'm poetic/ and highly cultured.

  a good poetry review by boyo81.

• Abortion

  

  Er... not touching this one with a fourty foot pole

  a mediocre activity review by boyo81.

• Bible

  

  God makes everything. Punishes sinners. Jesus born. Dies. Rises again.

  a good book review by boyo81.

• StumbleUpon

  

  You just happen onto it; then make other people, too.

  a good website review by Mehdi_John.

• A history of violence

  

  Standard mob thriller; Mortenson can do better. Cronenberg loves gore.

  a good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• 2001: A Space Odyssey

  

  My god, it's full of stars. And psychedelic effects galore.

  a damn good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• The Shining

  

  Original story idea gone: rare miss by Kubrick. Book's better.

  a good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• Charly

  

  Gripping story about losing it all after getting it all.

  a good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• Deep Blue Sea

  

  OMG! A giant CGI shark just ate Samuel Jackson! Yawn.

  a good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• Signs

  

  Twist after twist after twist after twist... where's the story?

  a good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• Fargo

  

  North Dakotans wonder: "North Dakotan accents?" Oh geez, uff da.

  a good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• Starship Troopers

  

  Heinlein spinning in his grave... Verhoeven over the top again.

  a good movie review by Mehdi_John.

• Bananas

  

  Beware specimen in pajamas; otherwise, good nutritional value. Often yellow.

  a damn good food review by Mehdi_John.

• Alton Brown

  

  Puts fun and science in cooking. Dislikes one trick utilities.

  a good person review by Mehdi_John.

• apostrophe usage

  

  It's its apparent invisibility that makes people apply it wrongly.

  a good other review by Mehdi_John.

• They

  

  Who is They? The inventor formerly known as Andrew Wilson.

  a good other review by Mehdi_John.

• "Let it be"

  

  One of the finer Beatles songs to bellow whilst drunk.

  a good song review by boyo81.

• boyo81

  

  Spends too much time on tenwordreview.com. Doesn't work much.

  a good person review by boyo81.

• Error 404

  

  Sorry, but the review you requested could not be found.

  a damn good other review by boyo81.

• There will be blood

  

  Day-Lewis bellows "I chew your scenery! I chew it up!"

  a good movie review by katemonkey.

• National Treasure: Book of Se…

  

  A wild roller-coaster of sillyness, fun, Americanness and stereotypical Brits.

  a good movie review by dorward.

• Knight Rider (2008)

  

  This ain't your daddy's KITT car - now he's part Mac!

  a good movie review by workingwithme.

• Being Human

  

  Equal parts Angel, This Life, Rentaghost and Crufts. Bloody brilliant!

  a good tv show review by SaltireBlue.