The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

10 reviews were written on this date.

• American Psycho

  

  Funnier than the book. Bashes YUPPIES - satirically, and once, literally.

  a good movie review by ivory_masque.

• Safety Dance - Men Without Ha…

  

  Classic. Somewhat ambiguous. "Safe to dance?" Surely not, without hats?

  a mediocre song review by ivory_masque.

• Black Books

  

  Like eating egg from a shoe - surreal, disordered, yet satisfying.

  a damn good tv show review by ivory_masque.

• Orgasm

  

  Never as good as faked in When Harry Met Sally.

  a good activity review by ivory_masque.

• Signs

  

  Silly. But, alien on video camera on news is SCARY!

  a good movie review by ivory_masque.

• Spider-Man 3

  

  Disappointing. Cringe - inducingly 'emotional'. HOW did they mess up Venom?!?

  a good movie review by ivory_masque.

• Superbad

  

  Avoids easy critic targeting of title by being quite good!

  a good movie review by ivory_masque.

• Stephen Fry

  

  Funny, eloquent, non - edible Fry. SO English, he advertises tea!

  a good person review by ivory_masque.

• William Shatner

  

  Iconic. Hilarious, intentionally or otherwise. Enunciates frequently. I love him!

  a good person review by ivory_masque.

• 300

  

  Faramir tells of the Spartan last stand against Persian Xerces.

  a good movie review by Isofarro.