The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

41 reviews were written on this date.

• Microsoft Word

  

  Huge number of features when all I want is text.

  a good application review by graceful_elephant.

• Microsoft Excel

  

  Pivot tables, gantt charts and formulae, I'm keeping a list.

  a mediocre application review by graceful_elephant.

• Games Workshop

  

  Miniature Generals do battle with painted metal and plastic. Brilliant!

  a good shop review by graceful_elephant.

• Dana Vigilante

  

  Dana Vigilante/Matt got married Saturday night in Laguna Niguel, CA!!!!!

  a terrible person review by MattMc.

• Dana Vigilante

  

  Dana Vigilante and Matty got married in Laguna Niguel Saturday!!!!!

  a mediocre person review by MattMc.

• Mustard

  

  Originally made rotten meat palatable. Now for hot-dogs. No change!

  a good food review by SaltireBlue.

• Hillary Clinton

  

  Only wants the presidency because she believes she deserves it.

  a mediocre person review by TR_Wolf.

• American Tourists

  

  Dressed in bright 80s clothes and declaring everything as "quaint".

  a mediocre person review by TR_Wolf.

• Chef Gordon Ramsey

  

  An extremely talented chef who relies too much on swearing!

  a good person review by TR_Wolf.

• Barry Scott

  

  A loud shouting man who really loves to clean pennies.

  a good person review by TR_Wolf.

• Eddie Izzard

  

  A straight comedian who looks amazing in basque and high-heels.

  a good person review by TR_Wolf.

• Emo's

  

  When I were a lad they used to be Goths!

  a mediocre person review by TR_Wolf.

• Vanessa Feltz

  

  A nasty D-Lister who famously treats her staff like dirt.

  a good person review by TR_Wolf.

• John Barrowman

  

  Proof that not all gays on TV are screaming queens.

  a good person review by TR_Wolf.

• Litter Bugs

  

  You wouldn't do it at home, don't do it outside!!

  a good person review by TR_Wolf.

• sainsbury

  

  orange logo'ed supermarket that's surprisingly not connected with easy stelios

  a mediocre shop review by jk.

• Tesco

  

  giant whose clubcard has nothing to do with seals. thankfully.

  a mediocre shop review by jk.

• waitrose

  

  where you'd find inspector morse shopping, but not lewis. ironically.

  a mediocre shop review by jk.

• morrisons

  

  Its CD section does not have The Doors. Family feud?

  a mediocre shop review by jk.

• woolies

  

  last bastion of "pick and mix", plus (fittingly) sheepish staff

  a mediocre shop review by jk.

• jk

  

  anonymous contributor reluctantly willing to expose identity, initially at least

  a mediocre person review by jk.

• six by nine

  

  the answer to life the universe and everything? perhaps not

  a good concept review by jk.

• Banana Splits

  

  Lal lal laaa, lal la la laa, and so on

  a mediocre tv show review by jk.

• Work

  

  It fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.

  a good concept review by jk.

• lidl

  

  odd pronunciation, strange unrecognisable brands, homesick germans, penniless brits - bargain!

  a good shop review by jk.

• M&S

  

  the woman doing the tv voiceovers thought it was S&M

  a good shop review by jk.

• Gabys

  

  falafels to take away or eat in with the thespians

  a good restaurant review by jk.

• Sex and the City

  

  Loved the girls and BIG!!! I've gone twice so far!

  a good movie review by kelticgrasshopper.

• Asparagus

  

  fried in olive oil then served with grated parmesan - yum!

  a good vegetable review by jk.

• okra

  

  sometimes called ladies fingers, a vegetable for the digital age!

  a good vegetable review by jk.

• Selfridges

  

  generic term for store with range of refrigerators for purchase

  a mediocre shop review by jk.

• Dell Cafe

  

  sample gwynne's sights over the silvery serpentine. and the cakes.

  a good restaurant review by jk.

• Kings Cross Station

  

  modernist underdog is restrained compared to international neighbour's overt glitziness

  a good place review by jk.

• Doctor Who - The Doctor's Dau…

  

  Crystal Maze for the naughties. Doctor gets the girl (IRL)

  a mediocre tv show review by jk.

• The English Game

  

  Just a lot of pointless blokey banter. We left early.

  a good theatre review by Chrissie.

• Vienna Vegetable Orchestra

  

  Awesome sounds from amplified veg. Wonderful soup to leave with.

  a good concert review by Chrissie.

• Cheese

  

  Esuriant? Wensleydale! Gunshot. What a senseless waste of human life.

  a mediocre food review by jk.

• BYTE

  

  chronicle of pre-web technology. couldn't find advertisers. lies in bits

  a mediocre publication review by jk.

• Bird Flu

  

  Don't want to get it. Glad I am a bloke.

  a mediocre illness review by jk.

• Dark Star

  

  Tedium. Beach ball aliens. Surfing. Marvellous! "Let there be light"

  a good movie review by jk.

• mohager1247

  

  أنا أحب الأفلام والمقاطع الساخنة .. وأحب كل ماهو جديد ومفيد..

  a mediocre person review by mohager1247.