The Ten Word Review

All Reviews Written

13 reviews were written on this date.

• Jimmy Spices

  

  Limitless Italian, Indian, Chinese, Thai. I died of bloated happiness.

  a good restaurant review by LouiseHector.

• dog poop

  

  Better flaming on enemy's doorstep than stuck on your shoe.

  a mediocre food review by Meatbomb.

• Tesco

  

  Taking over the world one metro store at a time.

  a good shop review by LouiseHector.

• acid

  

  Solves all your non-pulsating wall and non-melting finger problems, fast.

  a mediocre drug review by Meatbomb.

• Iron Man

  

  Based on comicbook, asshole builds robotic suit to defend freedom.

  a mediocre movie review by Meatbomb.

• A Clockwork Orange

  

  Favourite of brooding teens, and that should tell you something.

  a good movie review by Meatbomb.

• sex

  

  ***SPOILER ALERT*** Where babies come from, so use common sense.

  a good activity review by Meatbomb.

• Bulgaria

  

  Basically Russia / Greece / Turkey mishmash - don't tell locals.

  a mediocre place review by Meatbomb.

• blowjob

  

  Usually much higher rated by men, not the ladies' favourite.

  a mediocre activity review by Meatbomb.

• Silent Running

  

  Made for Bruce Dern - his overwrought emotionalism compensates for droids.

  a good movie review by Meatbomb.

• The Big Lebowski

  

  Purposefully designed to be quoted at boring length on Internet.

  a good movie review by Meatbomb.

• cortex

  

  Good at eating doughnuts but unfortunately provides unimaginative, lackluster analingus.

  a mediocre person review by Meatbomb.

• Hair Dryer

  

  Save the planet by air drying - these are completely superfluous.

  a good appliance review by Meatbomb.