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A
- A Clockwork Orange (10 reviewers)
- A Fish called Wanda (5 reviewers)
- A history of violence (3 reviewers)
- A Scanner Darkly (7 reviewers)
- Akeelah and the Bee (1 reviewer)
- Alexander (2 reviewers)
- Aliens (6 reviewers)
- all movies are movies (2 reviewers)
- Always (2 reviewers)
- Amadeus (3 reviewers)
- American Pie: The Wedding (2 reviewers)
- American Psycho (1 reviewer)
- An Inconvenient Truth (11 reviewers)
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (5 reviewers)
- And When Did You Last See Your Father? (1 reviewer)
- Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (1 reviewer)
- Animal House (3 reviewers)
- Another Gay Movie (2 reviewers)
- Apocalypse Now (8 reviewers)
- Apocalypto (5 reviewers)
- Apocolypto (1 reviewer)
- AquaMarine (1 reviewer)
- Armageddon (8 reviewers)
- Arthur (3 reviewers)
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1 reviewer)
- Audition (1 reviewer)
B
- Babel (5 reviewers)
- Balls of Fury (1 reviewer)
- The Bank Job (1 reviewer)
- Barnyard (1 reviewer)
- Batman Begins (8 reviewers)
- Batman Forever (2 reviewers)
- Battle Royale 2: Requiem (1 reviewer)
- Be Kind, Rewind (2 reviewers)
- The Bee Movie (2 reviewers)
- The Bee season (1 reviewer)
- Ben Hur (1 reviewer)
- Beowulf (5 reviewers)
- Beowulf 3D (1 reviewer)
- Best In Show (2 reviewers)
- Big Fish (1 reviewer)
- The Big Lebowski (10 reviewers)
- Big nothing (1 reviewer)
- Big Trouble in Little China (3 reviewers)
- Black Sheep (2 reviewers)
- Bladerunner (10 reviewers)
- Blades of Glory (2 reviewers)
- Blood Diamond (4 reviewers)
- Bobby (3 reviewers)
- Body of Lies (1 reviewer)
- The Bone Collector (1 reviewer)
- Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (4 reviewers)
- Bottle Rocket (1 reviewer)
- Bourne Identity (3 reviewers)
- Bourne Supremacy (2 reviewers)
- Bourne Ultimatum (2 reviewers)
- The Bourne Ultimatum (3 reviewers)
- Braveheart (1 reviewer)
- brazil (1 reviewer)
- The Breakfast Club (2 reviewers)
- The Breed (2001) (1 reviewer)
- Brewsters Millions (1 reviewer)
- Brick (5 reviewers)
- Bride and Prejudice (2 reviewers)
- Bridget Jones's Diary (1 reviewer)
- Bring it On (3 reviewers)
- Bring It On Again (1 reviewer)
- Bring It On: All or Nothing (2 reviewers)
- Brokeback Mountain (7 reviewers)
- Bubba Ho-Tep (4 reviewers)
- Burn After Reading (3 reviewers)
- The Butterfly Effect (3 reviewers)
C
- C.R.A.Z.Y (2 reviewers)
- Caligola (1 reviewer)
- Cannibal Hookers (2 reviewers)
- Cannibal! The Musical (3 reviewers)
- Carnival Of Souls (1 reviewer)
- Carry On Cabby (1 reviewer)
- Casino Royale (15 reviewers)
- The Castle (1 reviewer)
- Charade (1 reviewer)
- Charlie's Angels (2 reviewers)
- Charlie's Angels : Full Throttle (1 reviewer)
- Charlotte's Web (2 reviewers)
- Charly (1 reviewer)
- Chasing Amy (1 reviewer)
- Chicago (3 reviewers)
- The Children (1 reviewer)
- Children of Men (8 reviewers)
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (7 reviewers)
- The Choirboys (1 reviewer)
- Chronicles of Narnia (6 reviewers)
- The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian (2 reviewers)
- Cinderella Story (2 reviewers)
- Cinema Paradiso (1 reviewer)
- Clerks (1 reviewer)
- Clerks 2 (3 reviewers)
- Clerks II (1 reviewer)
- Closer (2005) (1 reviewer)
- Cloverfield (12 reviewers)
- Clue (2 reviewers)
- Collateral (3 reviewers)
- Con Air (1 reviewer)
- Constantine (2 reviewers)
- Contact (5 reviewers)
- Coraline (3 reviewers)
- Corpse Bride (3 reviewers)
- Crank (5 reviewers)
- The Crying Game (2 reviewers)
- Curse of the Golden Flower (1 reviewer)
- Cyclo (1 reviewer)
D
- D.E.B.S. (2 reviewers)
- Da Vinci Code (5 reviewers)
- The Da Vinci code (7 reviewers)
- Daredevil (5 reviewers)
- Darjeeling Ltd, The (1 reviewer)
- The Dark Knight (5 reviewers)
- The Dark Night (1 reviewer)
- Dark Star (1 reviewer)
- Dead Man's Chest (2 reviewers)
- Death Proof (1 reviewer)
- Deep Blue Sea (3 reviewers)
- Deja Vu (2 reviewers)
- Deliverance (2 reviewers)
- The Departed (1 reviewer)
- The Devil Rides Out (1 reviewer)
- The Devil Wears Prada (3 reviewers)
- The Devil's Rejects (1 reviewer)
- Diary of the Dead (1 reviewer)
- Die Hard (1 reviewer)
- Die Hard 4.0 (3 reviewers)
- DOA: Dead or Alive (2 reviewers)
- Doctor Who and the Daleks (1 reviewer)
- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (3 reviewers)
- Dog Soldiers (1 reviewer)
- Donnie Darko (8 reviewers)
- Doom (3 reviewers)
- Doomsday (1 reviewer)
- Double Team (2 reviewers)
- Duplicity (2 reviewers)
E
- Eagle Eye (1 reviewer)
- Eagle vs Shark (3 reviewers)
- Elf (1 reviewer)
- Elizabethtown (1 reviewer)
- Embrace of the Vampire (1 reviewer)
- Enchanted (2 reviewers)
- Epic Movie (7 reviewers)
- Eragon (3 reviewers)
- Eraserhead (3 reviewers)
- Escape to Victory (1 reviewer)
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (4 reviewers)
- Eyes Wide Shut (1 reviewer)
F
- F*ck (2 reviewers)
- Face / Off (3 reviewers)
- The Family Stone (1 reviewer)
- Fantastic Four (3 reviewers)
- Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer (6 reviewers)
- Fargo (5 reviewers)
- The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2 reviewers)
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (3 reviewers)
- The Fifth Element (3 reviewers)
- Fight Club (18 reviewers)
- Final Destination 2 (2 reviewers)
- Final Destination 3 (1 reviewer)
- Flash Gordon (5 reviewers)
- Flowers In The Attic (1 reviewer)
- The Fly 2 (1 reviewer)
- Footloose (3 reviewers)
- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (1 reviewer)
- The Fountain (3 reviewers)
- Four Weddings and a Funeral (2 reviewers)
- Foxfire (1 reviewer)
- Fracture (2 reviewers)
- The Full Monty (2 reviewers)
- Funny Games (1 reviewer)
G
- G.I. Joe: The Movie (1 reviewer)
- Gangster No. 1 (1 reviewer)
- Garden State (3 reviewers)
- Gattaca (3 reviewers)
- Get Over It (2 reviewers)
- Ghost (1 reviewer)
- The Ghost (2 reviewers)
- Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1 reviewer)
- Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (2 reviewers)
- Ghost Rider (5 reviewers)
- Ghost Ship (4 reviewers)
- Gladiator (2 reviewers)
- Go Fish (1 reviewer)
- The Godfather (4 reviewers)
- The Golden Compass (7 reviewers)
- Gone Baby Gone (1 reviewer)
- The Good Girl (1 reviewer)
- The Good Shepherd (3 reviewers)
- Grand Prix (1 reviewer)
- Grease (2 reviewers)
- Great Balls of Fire! (1 reviewer)
- Groundhog Day (3 reviewers)
H
- Hairspray (4 reviewers)
- Hairspray The Movie (3 reviewers)
- Hancock (4 reviewers)
- Hannibal Rising (2 reviewers)
- The Happening (2 reviewers)
- Happy Feet (17 reviewers)
- Hard Candy (1 reviewer)
- harold & maude (1 reviewer)
- Harold and Kumar/ goes to white castle/get the munchies (1 reviewer)
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (6 reviewers)
- The Heartbreak Kid (3 reviewers)
- Heat (1 reviewer)
- High School Musical (8 reviewers)
- High School Musical 2 (2 reviewers)
- High School Musical 3 (1 reviewer)
- High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2 reviewers)
- High School Musical: The Concert (2 reviewers)
- Highlander (5 reviewers)
- Highlander 3: The Sorcerer (1 reviewer)
- Highlander II: The Quickening (6 reviewers)
- Highlander: Endgame (1 reviewer)
- Highlander: The Source (1 reviewer)
- The hills have eyes (remake) (1 reviewer)
- Hot Fuzz (11 reviewers)
- The House Bunny (1 reviewer)
- Hulk (3 reviewers)
- The Hulk (2 reviewers)
I
- I (heart) Huckabees (2 reviewers)
- I am Legend (7 reviewers)
- I, Robot (8 reviewers)
- Idiocracy (3 reviewers)
- Idlewild (1 reviewer)
- The Illusionist (5 reviewers)
- In Bruges (2 reviewers)
- In Her shoes (1 reviewer)
- In My Father's Den (1 reviewer)
- In the den of my father (1 reviewer)
- The Incredible Hulk (2 reviewers)
- Independence Day (3 reviewers)
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (5 reviewers)
- Insomnia (2 reviewers)
- The International (1 reviewer)
- Into the Sun (1 reviewer)
- Into the Wild (1 reviewer)
- Iron Man (7 reviewers)
- Ironman (2 reviewers)
- Irréversible (2 reviewers)
- The Island (3 reviewers)
- Italian Job (Remake) (2 reviewers)
J
- Jackass 2 (1 reviewer)
- Jaws (7 reviewers)
- The Jerk (2 reviewers)
- Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten (1 reviewer)
- Joe Versus the Volcano (2 reviewers)
- John Tucker Must Die (1 reviewer)
- Josie and the Pussycats (3 reviewers)
- Ju-on: The Grudge 2 (1 reviewer)
- Jumanji (2 reviewers)
- Jungle Book 2 (1 reviewer)
K
- K-19: The Widowmaker (7 reviewers)
- Kabluey (1 reviewer)
- The Karate Kid (4 reviewers)
- Keeping Mum (1 reviewer)
- Key Largo (1 reviewer)
- Kidulthood (1 reviewer)
- Kill Bill (4 reviewers)
- King Kong (2005) (8 reviewers)
- Kingdom of Heaven (1 reviewer)
- Knight Rider (2008) (1 reviewer)
- Knocked Up (2 reviewers)
- Knowing (1 reviewer)
- Kung Fu Panda (1 reviewer)
L
- Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure (2 reviewers)
- Lady in the Water (2 reviewers)
- Lake Placid (1 reviewer)
- Lars and the Real Girl (1 reviewer)
- Lassie (2006) (1 reviewer)
- The Last Boy Scout (3 reviewers)
- The Last KIng of Scotland (2 reviewers)
- Last King of Scotland Vs The Queen (1 reviewer)
- The Last Legion (1 reviewer)
- Last of the Mohicans (1 reviewer)
- Legally Blonde (1 reviewer)
- Legally Blonde 2 (1 reviewer)
- Let the Right One In (1 reviewer)
- Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (1 reviewer)
- The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (1 reviewer)
- Life of Brian (6 reviewers)
- The Little Mermaid (1 reviewer)
- Little Miss Sunshine (9 reviewers)
- Little Shop of Horrors (3 reviewers)
- Logan's Run (4 reviewers)
- Long Good Friday, The (1 reviewer)
- The Long Kiss Goodnight (2 reviewers)
- The Longest Yard (2 reviewers)
- Longford (1 reviewer)
- Lord of the Rings (6 reviewers)
- The Lord Of The Rings (trilogy) (1 reviewer)
- Love Guru (1 reviewer)
- LOVE STORY (1 reviewer)
M
- The Machinist (4 reviewers)
- Madagascar (1 reviewer)
- Madagascar Escape 2 Africa (1 reviewer)
- Madagascar II Escape out of Africa (1 reviewer)
- Magicians (2 reviewers)
- Magnolia (1 reviewer)
- Mamma Mia (9 reviewers)
- Man on Fire (2 reviewers)
- Man On Wire (1 reviewer)
- Marley and Me (1 reviewer)
- The Matrix (8 reviewers)
- Matrix Reloaded (1 reviewer)
- The Matrix Revolutions (1 reviewer)
- Max (1 reviewer)
- Max Payne (6 reviewers)
- Mean Girls (1 reviewer)
- Meet Joe Black (2 reviewers)
- Meet the Feebles (1 reviewer)
- Meet The Robinsons (2 reviewers)
- Memoirs of a Geisha (1 reviewer)
- Michael Clayton (2 reviewers)
- Miller's Crossing (2 reviewers)
- Mirrors (1 reviewer)
- Mission Impossible 3 (1 reviewer)
- The Mist (2 reviewers)
- The Mist-Stephen King (1 reviewer)
- Mongol (1 reviewer)
- Monkeybone (1 reviewer)
- Monsters vs. Aliens (1 reviewer)
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1 reviewer)
- Mortal Kombat (3 reviewers)
- Mr. Bean's Holiday (1 reviewer)
- Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont (1 reviewer)
- My Best Friend's Girl (1 reviewer)
N
- Napoleon Dynamite (9 reviewers)
- National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2 reviewers)
- New York Minute (1 reviewer)
- Night at the Museum (5 reviewers)
- Night of the living dead (1 reviewer)
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1 reviewer)
- No Country for Old Men (1 reviewer)
- norbert (2 reviewers)
- Nosferatu (1 reviewer)
- Notes on a Scandal (2 reviewers)
- Notting Hill (3 reviewers)
- The Number 23 (1 reviewer)
O
- Ocean's 12 (2 reviewers)
- Ocean's 13 (8 reviewers)
- Ocean's Thirteen (1 reviewer)
- Office Space (3 reviewers)
- Old Boy (2 reviewers)
- Once (2 reviewers)
- One Eyed Monster (1 reviewer)
- One Hour Photo (1 reviewer)
- Ong Bak (2 reviewers)
P
- Pan's Labyrinth (8 reviewers)
- Panda Porn (1 reviewer)
- Parody Movies (1 reviewer)
- The Passion of the Christ (2 reviewers)
- Paycheck (3 reviewers)
- Perfume (1 reviewer)
- The Phantom of the Opera (1 reviewer)
- Phone (1 reviewer)
- The Pianist (2 reviewers)
- Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of The Black Pearl (4 reviewers)
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (11 reviewers)
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (10 reviewers)
- Planes, Trains and Automobiles (2 reviewers)
- Planet of the Apes (1 reviewer)
- Planet Terror (1 reviewer)
- Predator (1 reviewer)
- Pretty Woman (3 reviewers)
- PRIDE and Predjudice (1 reviewer)
- The Princess Bride (2 reviewers)
- Pulp Fiction (1 reviewer)
- The Pursuit of Happyness (2 reviewers)
Q
R
- Rachel Getting Married (1 reviewer)
- Ratatouille (5 reviewers)
- REC (2 reviewers)
- Red Asphalt (1 reviewer)
- Red Dragon (2 reviewers)
- Reign Over Me (1 reviewer)
- Return to Oz (1 reviewer)
- Rocky Horror Picture Show (6 reviewers)
- Royal Tenenbaums, The (1 reviewer)
- Rushmore (1 reviewer)
- Ryan's Daughter (1 reviewer)
S
- S Club: Seeing Double (2 reviewers)
- SaltireBlue (1 reviewer)
- Santa Claus: The Movie (2 reviewers)
- Saving Private Ryan (6 reviewers)
- Saw 4 (1 reviewer)
- The science of sleep (1 reviewer)
- Se7en (2 reviewers)
- The Sentinel (1 reviewer)
- Serenity (4 reviewers)
- Sex and the City (5 reviewers)
- Shadow of the Vampire (2 reviewers)
- Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (1 reviewer)
- Shaun Of The Dead (2 reviewers)
- Shindler's List (1 reviewer)
- The Shining (9 reviewers)
- Shock Treatment (1 reviewer)
- Shooter (3 reviewers)
- The Shooter (1 reviewer)
- Shopgirl (1 reviewer)
- Shortbus (1 reviewer)
- Shrek (2 reviewers)
- Shrek 3 (8 reviewers)
- Sicko (1 reviewer)
- Signs (7 reviewers)
- Silent Running (2 reviewers)
- The Simpson's Movie (6 reviewers)
- Sin City (3 reviewers)
- Six Days, Seven Nights (1 reviewer)
- Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (3 reviewers)
- Sleepless in Seattle (4 reviewers)
- Slumdog Millionaire (1 reviewer)
- Smokin' Aces (2 reviewers)
- Snakes on a Plane (3 reviewers)
- Son of Rambow (2 reviewers)
- Soul Plane (2 reviewers)
- South Park (2 reviewers)
- South Park - Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy (2 reviewers)
- South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (4 reviewers)
- Sphere (1 reviewer)
- Spider-Man (5 reviewers)
- Spider-Man 3 (14 reviewers)
- Spiderman 2 (2 reviewers)
- Spiderman3 (2 reviewers)
- The Spirit (1 reviewer)
- Squid and the Whale (1 reviewer)
- Star Trek (3 reviewers)
- Star Trek - The Motion Picture (1 reviewer)
- Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan (6 reviewers)
- Star Trek III - The Search for Spock (2 reviewers)
- Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home (1 reviewer)
- Star Trek V - The Final Frontier (1 reviewer)
- Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country (2 reviewers)
- Star Wars (1 reviewer)
- Star Wars - The Phantom Menace (6 reviewers)
- Star Wars Hexology (3 reviewers)
- Stardust (6 reviewers)
- Starship Troopers (3 reviewers)
- State of Play (1 reviewer)
- Strictly Ballroom (2 reviewers)
- suddenly last summer (1 reviewer)
- Sunshine (7 reviewers)
- Super Size Me (1 reviewer)
- Superbad (6 reviewers)
- Superman Returns (2 reviewers)
- Superstar in a Housedress (1 reviewer)
- Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (3 reviewers)
- Sweeny Todd (6 reviewers)
- Swingers (1 reviewer)
T
- The Talented Mr. Ripley (3 reviewers)
- Tell No One (1 reviewer)
- Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny (1 reviewer)
- Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (1 reviewer)
- Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (1 reviewer)
- The Terminator (5 reviewers)
- Terminator 2 (4 reviewers)
- Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (5 reviewers)
- Terminator Salvation (1 reviewer)
- There will be blood (7 reviewers)
- thirteen (1 reviewer)
- Thirty Days of Night (2 reviewers)
- Three Kings (3 reviewers)
- Titanic (2 reviewers)
- TMNT - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2 reviewers)
- Tombstone (2 reviewers)
- Training Day (1 reviewer)
- Transformers (3 reviewers)
- Transformers (2007) (3 reviewers)
- Transformers: The Movie (1 reviewer)
- Trapeze (1 reviewer)
- Troy (5 reviewers)
- The Truth About Charlie (1 reviewer)
- The Tuxedo (2 reviewers)
- Twelve Monkeys (2 reviewers)
U
- U-571 (2 reviewers)
- Under Siege (2 reviewers)
- Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (1 reviewer)
- Us Now (Documentary) (1 reviewer)
- The Usual Suspects (3 reviewers)
V
W
- The Waking Of Ned Devine (1 reviewer)
- WALL-E (4 reviewers)
- Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of The Were-Rabbit (5 reviewers)
- Wallace and Gromit curse of the were-rabbit (1 reviewer)
- Walle (1 reviewer)
- waltz with bashir (1 reviewer)
- Wanted (3 reviewers)
- War of the Worlds 2 (2 reviewers)
- Watchmen (4 reviewers)
- Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? (1 reviewer)
- Where the Truth Lies (1 reviewer)
- White Noise 2: The Light (1 reviewer)
- WHY DID I GET MARRIED (1 reviewer)
- The Wicker Man (5 reviewers)
- The Wicker Man (2006) (2 reviewers)
- Wild Child (1 reviewer)
- Winnie the Pooh (1 reviewer)
- The Wizard Of Oz (2 reviewers)
- Wonder Boys (1 reviewer)
- World Trade Center (2 reviewers)
- Wyatt Earp (2 reviewers)
X
- The X-Files: Fight the Future (1 reviewer)
- The X Files: I Want To Believe (2 reviewers)
- X-Men (1 reviewer)
- X-Men 2 (2 reviewers)
- X-Men 3: The Last Stand (3 reviewers)
- X2 (1 reviewer)
Y
- Yes Man (1 reviewer)
- Ying xiong (Hero) (1 reviewer)
- You Don't Mess With The Zohan (1 reviewer)
- You Kill Me (1 reviewer)
- You, Me and Dupree (2 reviewers)
Z
- Zack and Miri make a Porno (2 reviewers)
- Zak and Miri make a Porno (1 reviewer)
- Zal and Miri make a Porno (1 reviewer)
- Zatoichi (1 reviewer)
- Zodiac (5 reviewers)
Other
- " Beautiful Country" (1 reviewer)
- "At the worlds end" Pirates of the Caribbean finale (2 reviewers)
- 11:14 (3 reviewers)
- 12 Rounds (1 reviewer)
- 1408 (1 reviewer)
- 16 Blocks (3 reviewers)
- 2 Girls, 1 Cup (2 reviewers)
- 2001: A Space Odyssey (4 reviewers)
- 24 grams (1 reviewer)
- 24 Hour Party People (2 reviewers)
- 27 dresses (1 reviewer)
- 28 Days Later (6 reviewers)
- 28 Weeks Later (10 reviewers)
- 3 Blind Mice (1 reviewer)
- 3:10 To Yuma (4 reviewers)
- 300 (24 reviewers)
- The 51st State (1 reviewer)
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