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25 reviews have been written about this movie.
Gerard Butler yells a lot and doesn't wear that much.
a good movie review by crooksiephil.
Faramir tells of the Spartan last stand against Persian Xerces.
a good movie review by Isofarro.
Easy-watching Saturday afternoon movie for the wife to perv over.
a good movie review by sijobling.
Scantily-clad macho men engage in violence porn. My eyes roll.
a good movie review by katemonkey.
No costumes? Then we will fight in pants and cloaks!
a good movie review by FuzzyD.
Three hundred Spartans battle overwhelming odds to regain colour samples.
a good movie review by oldrobinwood.
Gratuitous boobies, meagre plot, two hour fight sequence. Oh dear.
a good movie review by workingwithme.
Hundreds of handsome shirtless hunks get speared in the chest!
a good movie review by pecs.
No clever word play here. No sir! THIS IS SPAR-TAAAA!!
a good movie review by SaltireBlue.
Big press build up, bigger movie. Epic gore and guts!
a good movie review by kelticgrasshopper.
Beautiful to watch. Gory to see. Intriguing to think about.
a good movie review by MissingLink.
Stars of movie: abs, pecs, delts, lats, bi's, tri's, &c...
a good movie review by ciunas.
A comic painted on a Greek vase brought to life.
a good movie review by win.
Many many killings. Interestingly shot. Did I mention many killings?
a good movie review by Pixie.
Bloodthirsty warmongers eagerly seek chance to die for country, glory.
a good movie review by DoctorSchmegma.
Flash over substance at its best. Entertaining, but ultimately forgettable.
a good movie review by BorisMoskovitz.
Don't dis or I'll kick you into a bottomless pit
a good movie review by kogmedia.
Yellow film tint makes it unwatchable. I'm not missing much.
a good movie review by redPen.
Was going to review this for my 300th review. Tardy!
a mediocre movie review by SaltireBlue.
The best looking war epic ever filmed. THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!
a mediocre movie review by Jordaan.
Haven't seen it yet (obviously) but this looks very good
a mediocre movie review by spjwebster.
This is where they dye! And we leave for home.
a mediocre movie review by Anna_Rogers.
go tell the spartans.
title of previous
movie about Vietnam.
a mediocre movie review by turkeydance.
A film for straights & gays alike to enjoy, Bravo
a mediocre movie review by punkmonkeyltd.
Tonight we dine in hell! On old stale microwave popcorn...
a terrible movie review by AA.
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