300 - The Ten Word Review

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25 reviews have been written about this movie.

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Gerard Butler yells a lot and doesn't wear that much.

a good movie review by crooksiephil.

Greatest

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Scantily-clad macho men engage in violence porn. My eyes roll.

a damn good movie review by katemonkey.

Everything Else

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No costumes? Then we will fight in pants and cloaks!

a damn good movie review by FuzzyD.
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A comic painted on a Greek vase brought to life.

a good movie review by win.
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Hundreds of handsome shirtless hunks get speared in the chest!

a good movie review by pecs.
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No clever word play here. No sir! THIS IS SPAR-TAAAA!!

a good movie review by SaltireBlue.
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Stars of movie: abs, pecs, delts, lats, bi's, tri's, &c...

a good movie review by ciunas.
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Faramir tells of the Spartan last stand against Persian Xerces.

a good movie review by Isofarro.
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Easy-watching Saturday afternoon movie for the wife to perv over.

a good movie review by sijobling.
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Three hundred Spartans battle overwhelming odds to regain colour samples.

a good movie review by oldrobinwood.
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Gratuitous boobies, meagre plot, two hour fight sequence. Oh dear.

a good movie review by workingwithme.
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Big press build up, bigger movie. Epic gore and guts!

a good movie review by kelticgrasshopper.
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Beautiful to watch. Gory to see. Intriguing to think about.

a good movie review by MissingLink.
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Many many killings. Interestingly shot. Did I mention many killings?

a good movie review by Pixie.
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Bloodthirsty warmongers eagerly seek chance to die for country, glory.

a good movie review by DoctorSchmegma.
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Flash over substance at its best. Entertaining, but ultimately forgettable.

a good movie review by BorisMoskovitz.
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Don't dis or I'll kick you into a bottomless pit

a good movie review by kogmedia.
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Yellow film tint makes it unwatchable. I'm not missing much.

a good movie review by redPen.
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Was going to review this for my 300th review. Tardy!

a mediocre movie review by SaltireBlue.
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The best looking war epic ever filmed. THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

a mediocre movie review by Jordaan.
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Haven't seen it yet (obviously) but this looks very good

a mediocre movie review by spjwebster.
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This is where they dye! And we leave for home.

a mediocre movie review by Anna_Rogers.
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go tell the spartans. title of previous movie about Vietnam.

a mediocre movie review by turkeydance.
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A film for straights & gays alike to enjoy, Bravo

a mediocre movie review by punkmonkeyltd.
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Tonight we dine in hell! On old stale microwave popcorn...

a terrible movie review by AA.

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