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• 300

  

  No costumes? Then we will fight in pants and cloaks!

  a damn good movie review by FuzzyD.

• 300

  

  A comic painted on a Greek vase brought to life.

  a good movie review by win.

• 300

  

  Hundreds of handsome shirtless hunks get speared in the chest!

  a good movie review by pecs.

• 300

  

  No clever word play here. No sir! THIS IS SPAR-TAAAA!!

  a good movie review by SaltireBlue.

• 300

  

  Stars of movie: abs, pecs, delts, lats, bi's, tri's, &c...

  a good movie review by ciunas.

• 300

  

  Faramir tells of the Spartan last stand against Persian Xerces.

  a good movie review by Isofarro.

• 300

  

  Easy-watching Saturday afternoon movie for the wife to perv over.

  a good movie review by sijobling.

• 300

  

  Three hundred Spartans battle overwhelming odds to regain colour samples.

  a good movie review by oldrobinwood.

• 300

  

  Gratuitous boobies, meagre plot, two hour fight sequence. Oh dear.

  a good movie review by workingwithme.

• 300

  

  Big press build up, bigger movie. Epic gore and guts!

  a good movie review by kelticgrasshopper.

• 300

  

  Beautiful to watch. Gory to see. Intriguing to think about.

  a good movie review by MissingLink.

• 300

  

  Many many killings. Interestingly shot. Did I mention many killings?

  a good movie review by Pixie.

• 300

  

  Bloodthirsty warmongers eagerly seek chance to die for country, glory.

  a good movie review by DoctorSchmegma.

• 300

  

  Flash over substance at its best. Entertaining, but ultimately forgettable.

  a good movie review by BorisMoskovitz.

• 300

  

  Don't dis or I'll kick you into a bottomless pit

  a good movie review by kogmedia.

• 300

  

  Yellow film tint makes it unwatchable. I'm not missing much.

  a good movie review by redPen.

• 300

  

  Was going to review this for my 300th review. Tardy!

  a mediocre movie review by SaltireBlue.

• 300

  

  The best looking war epic ever filmed. THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

  a mediocre movie review by Jordaan.

• 300

  

  Haven't seen it yet (obviously) but this looks very good

  a mediocre movie review by spjwebster.

• 300

  

  This is where they dye! And we leave for home.

  a mediocre movie review by Anna_Rogers.

• 300

  

  go tell the spartans. title of previous movie about Vietnam.

  a mediocre movie review by turkeydance.

• 300

  

  A film for straights & gays alike to enjoy, Bravo

  a mediocre movie review by punkmonkeyltd.

• 300

  

  Tonight we dine in hell! On old stale microwave popcorn...

  a terrible movie review by AA.