Fantastic reviews in exactly ten words – no more, no less http://thetenwordreview.com <p>Maker of putrescent golden drummers and turkey twizzlers. Bootiful? Bleugh-tiful!</p><p>(<a href='/reviews/person'>a person review</a> written by <a href='/users/Pixie'>Pixie</a>)</p><p><em>10 users thought this review was damn good. What do you think? <a href='http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4429'>Visit TheTenWordReview.com to rate this review!</a></em></p> http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4429 http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4429 Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:13:58 GMT Pixie <p>Brings turkeys from Hungary to make Kiev in Britain - nasty!</p><p>(<a href='/reviews/person'>a person review</a> written by <a href='/users/The_A_Team'>The_A_Team</a>)</p><p><em>4 users thought this review was good. What do you think? <a href='http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri6125'>Visit TheTenWordReview.com to rate this review!</a></em></p> http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri6125 http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri6125 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:15:39 GMT The_A_Team <p>Not to be confused with Bernard Manning - old school comedian.</p><p>(<a href='/reviews/person'>a person review</a> written by <a href='/users/Egatton_Nitram'>Egatton_Nitram</a>)</p><p><em>5 users thought this review was good. What do you think? <a href='http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4310'>Visit TheTenWordReview.com to rate this review!</a></em></p> http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4310 http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4310 Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:23:31 GMT Egatton_Nitram <p>Mmm, reconstituted abused poultry and additive stuffed by-product? Thanks Mum!</p><p>(<a href='/reviews/person'>a person review</a> written by <a href='/users/chewbeaker'>chewbeaker</a>)</p><p><em>6 users thought this review was good. What do you think? <a href='http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4839'>Visit TheTenWordReview.com to rate this review!</a></em></p> http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4839 http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4839 Sat, 19 May 2007 17:32:43 GMT chewbeaker <p>Infected country with bird flu. UK government rewards with compensation!</p><p>(<a href='/reviews/person'>a person review</a> written by <a href='/users/SaltireBlue'>SaltireBlue</a>)</p><p><em>6 users thought this review was good. What do you think? <a href='http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4305'>Visit TheTenWordReview.com to rate this review!</a></em></p> http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4305 http://thetenwordreview.com/reviews/person/bernard+matthews#ri4305 Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:46:55 GMT SaltireBlue