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a mediocre website review by CaptainFez.
Furry foe of HeMan. Eventually, his velcro chest's a drag.
a mediocre toy review by CaptainFez.
Fought Superman and wore a frock. Alas, not at once.
a good person review by CaptainFez.
Soundgarden to Audioslave to this? Downward spiral; give it away!
a mediocre song review by CaptainFez.
Hotline to God installed in bathroom. Job bonus? Popemobile use!
All good games require mad doctors and disembodied rockin' tentacles.
a good game review by CaptainFez.
We used to be relevant! PS: Buy Neil Young's album!
a good publication review by CaptainFez.
Remember, it only counts if the amp is on eleven.
a good instrument review by CaptainFez.
Admit it: you never could jump over the alligators either.
Gives readers joy and nonreaders smug superiority complex. Win win!
a good comic review by CaptainFez.
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