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27 rated

1165 points

Pitchfork Media

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a mediocre website review by CaptainFez.
Moss Man

Furry foe of HeMan. Eventually, his velcro chest's a drag.

a mediocre toy review by CaptainFez.
Terence Stamp

Fought Superman and wore a frock. Alas, not at once.

a good person review by CaptainFez.
You Know My Name - Chris Corn…

Soundgarden to Audioslave to this? Downward spiral; give it away!

a mediocre song review by CaptainFez.
The Pope

Hotline to God installed in bathroom. Job bonus? Popemobile use!

a good person review by CaptainFez.

Electric guitar

Remember, it only counts if the amp is on eleven.

an amazing instrument review by CaptainFez.
Tea

Black, green or white, it's a subtle break defining brew.

a good drug review by CaptainFez.
Rolling Stone

We used to be relevant! PS: Buy Neil Young's album!

a good publication review by CaptainFez.
Maniac Mansion

All good games require mad doctors and disembodied rockin' tentacles.

a good game review by CaptainFez.
Pitfall

Admit it: you never could jump over the alligators either.

a good game review by CaptainFez.

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