The Ten Word Review

Greatest

• Tooth fairy

  

  Teaches children that they can exchange body parts for money.

  an amazing person review by Dez.

• George Foreman Grill

  

  Like a normal grill, but smaller, more expensive, and uncleanable.

  a damn good appliance review by Dez.

• Mario Kart: Double Dash!

  

  I have never sworn so ***** much in my life.

  a damn good game review by Dez.

• Prayer

  

  You're not really in trouble until they start talking back.

  a damn good religion review by Dez.

• Delicious Chocolate Cake

  

  It's so delicious and moist! Also available with grief counselling.

  a damn good food review by Dez.