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Russell Brand

Not Jack Sparrow, not very funny, why does he exist?

a good person review by captainjasper.
Dead Rising

Get to hit zombies over the head and photograph cleavage!

a good game review by captainjasper.
Pan's Labyrinth

Stop copying what mark kermode says, get your own opinion

a terrible movie review by captainjasper.

Dead Rising

Get to hit zombies over the head and photograph cleavage!

a good game review by captainjasper.
Russell Brand

Not Jack Sparrow, not very funny, why does he exist?

a good person review by captainjasper.
Pan's Labyrinth

Stop copying what mark kermode says, get your own opinion

a terrible movie review by captainjasper.

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