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ubermonkey said “Prolific, zany, geek of all trades. Needs to update AT.”

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Towers of Hanoi

Entertaining at low levels; gets tedious. Monks can keep it.

a good game review by cortex.
Twin Peaks

Classic cut short. Unsurpassed weirdness and charm. Network, no less!

a good tv show review by cortex.
Illuminatus!

Detective's hot young wife dreams of sex with Saint Bernards.

a good book review by cortex.
dsouth.net

Self-fellating review notwithstanding, a genuinely embarrassingly bad website, sans audio.

a good website review by cortex.
TheTenWordReview.com

Simple; addictive; promsing. Growing pains a necessary part of growth.

a good website review by cortex.

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Tempting; easy; common; and missing the point. Cop-out demanding reform.

a damn good other review by cortex.
A Tale of Two Cities

It was both the best and the worst of times.

a damn good book review by cortex.
TheTenWordReview.com

Simple; addictive; promsing. Growing pains a necessary part of growth.

a good website review by cortex.
Towers of Hanoi

Entertaining at low levels; gets tedious. Monks can keep it.

a good game review by cortex.
Battle Armor He-Man

Chest spins when struck, reveals scars. Eventually stops resetting correctly.

a good toy review by cortex.

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