The Ten Word Review

Greatest

• Top Gear

  

  Jeremy, Richard and James proving men never really grow up

  a good tv show review by fatarsedlazybloke.

• sharks

  

  swim in the wrong place they eat you - its simple

  a good animal review by fatarsedlazybloke.

• jordan and peter

  

  talentless and pathetic reflection on our obsession with modern celebrity

  a good album review by fatarsedlazybloke.

• Poached eggs on toast

  

  you should buy your eggs not poach them from farmers

  a good food review by fatarsedlazybloke.

• Genesis

  

  i thought they were a rock band with Phil Collins

  a good religion review by fatarsedlazybloke.