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1 SaltireBlue 1075 5 147 665 233 14 8716 116070
2 kelticgrasshopper 1142 3 71 717 339 3 8584 109987
3 workingwithme 839 4 50 610 174 0 7845 95984
4 DoctorSchmegma 425 0 14 222 184 1 9177 79048
5 boyo81 165 0 6 117 41 1 3308 30472
6 10basetom 420 2 23 301 70 1 1254 28898
7 Isofarro 131 0 18 96 17 0 2994 28230
8 dorward 151 0 1 109 41 0 2908 26702
9 katemonkey 111 0 3 84 24 0 2164 20227
10 Grizzly 109 0 20 78 11 0 822 12210
11 ivory_masque 83 2 15 59 7 0 949 12115
12 Pixie 160 1 22 120 17 0 304 11445
13 chewbeaker 85 0 9 68 8 0 879 10886
14 themongkey 110 0 15 72 23 0 730 10783
15 ciunas 58 1 8 48 1 0 814 9489
16 barneybear 31 0 2 25 4 0 957 8308
17 fatbusinessman 27 0 6 18 3 0 873 7749
18 borisblank 64 0 18 38 8 0 492 7472
19 Egatton_Nitram 137 2 4 95 36 0 121 7318
20 sh1mmer 48 0 3 32 11 2 731 7268
21 The_A_Team 79 0 7 62 10 0 402 7019
22 Mehdi_John 55 0 4 42 9 0 524 6452
23 jk 41 0 0 15 26 0 751 6238
24 redPen 98 2 11 73 12 0 0 5852
25 spjwebster 93 2 11 65 14 1 59 5842
26 TR_Wolf 175 0 2 89 83 1 30 5818
27 intranation 81 1 14 57 9 0 55 5349
28 AA 140 0 1 27 57 14 403 5028
29 oldrobinwood 63 0 14 36 13 0 166 4690
30 turkeydance 153 0 7 63 70 13 0 4685
31 photorelativity 20 0 2 16 2 0 494 4560
32 Dez 70 1 9 51 9 0 61 4536
33 sjhale 8 0 1 6 1 0 512 4025
34 jelikin 21 0 3 16 2 0 340 3587
35 littlebird 45 0 0 27 18 0 284 3581
36 loser078 78 0 0 61 15 2 18 3581
37 LouiseHector 29 0 5 19 5 0 271 3497
38 aceofspades23 124 0 2 48 62 12 1 3289
39 lysandia 137 0 0 40 83 14 69 3251
40 PancakeFriend 75 0 2 51 22 0 0 3147
41 snokful 59 0 2 40 17 0 79 3065
42 Syphos 24 0 3 15 6 0 253 2947
43 snowking 29 0 2 22 5 0 211 2927
44 sheilafarrell 5 0 0 4 1 0 384 2914
45 super_girl 18 0 1 4 12 1 341 2789
46 versailles 8 0 0 2 5 1 376 2777
47 Judahmas 78 0 3 25 45 5 112 2769
48 boobiesarenice 43 0 4 22 17 0 141 2719
49 KarltheCommie 63 0 1 34 28 0 75 2668
50 viper 165 0 0 2 93 70 232 2642
51 Erik 43 0 5 24 14 0 97 2608
52 bikerval 42 0 9 29 4 0 0 2564
53 MissingLink 50 0 3 24 20 3 84 2358
54 tdepp 40 0 4 26 10 0 42 2204
55 bobloblaw 35 0 4 26 5 0 29 2083
56 weefselkweekje 30 1 3 24 2 0 10 2022
57 ApplaudtheActor 23 0 1 9 13 0 190 2008
58 monkeytrousers 44 0 3 22 19 0 50 1989
59 CazM 33 0 2 24 7 0 48 1908
60 spazoli 47 0 0 7 34 6 169 1802
61 BenWard 22 0 7 13 2 0 19 1595
62 funks 31 0 2 24 5 0 0 1560
63 gnarly 18 0 1 16 1 0 81 1558
64 cortex 28 0 2 24 2 0 0 1542
65 sijobling 30 0 0 24 6 0 20 1496
66 BadEgg 33 0 1 19 13 0 38 1494
67 Bookworm699 16 0 2 13 1 0 75 1456
68 chris 28 0 1 23 4 0 1 1401
69 Aleeve 46 0 0 21 24 1 8 1360
70 osfameron 1 0 0 0 1 0 182 1280
71 EvanHahn 22 0 1 20 1 0 7 1260
72 punkmonkeyltd 101 0 1 12 43 45 0 1248
73 Knute 10 0 1 8 1 0 89 1174
74 CaptainFez 23 1 0 11 11 0 27 1165
75 carrotcake 13 0 0 7 6 0 95 1086
76 RachelHyland 10 0 3 7 0 0 54 1078
77 kogmedia 16 1 1 10 4 0 11 1061
78 ninebelow 19 0 2 14 3 0 0 998
79 pamvhv 23 0 0 9 14 0 56 971
80 Alex 14 0 4 10 0 0 0 970
81 owenblacker 9 0 2 7 0 0 49 938
82 Camofrog 13 0 2 9 2 0 28 913
83 Wolfman7 17 0 0 13 4 0 19 872
84 nefarioustim 18 0 0 14 4 0 8 850
85 Chrissie 8 0 0 7 1 0 65 846
86 FionaMcKay 5 2 1 1 1 0 7 825
87 ipouncey 11 0 1 7 3 0 45 823
88 Sperflus 19 0 1 12 6 0 0 801
89 rhizome23 23 0 2 9 8 4 3 794
90 calala_red 12 0 0 10 2 0 31 779
91 leunix 14 0 0 12 2 0 12 756
92 acastro 19 0 2 8 9 0 7 753
93 ginader 12 0 0 10 2 0 25 737
94 vero 7 1 1 5 0 0 6 727
95 matt 16 0 0 11 5 0 12 719
96 Mr_Vorhias 18 0 0 12 6 0 0 696
97 yahnyinlondon 10 0 1 6 3 0 34 691
98 joanslow 3 0 0 3 0 0 73 676
99 ausfran 10 0 3 6 1 0 3 672
100 greenhoops 1 0 0 1 0 0 88 671
101 judy_oz 19 0 0 10 7 2 7 651
102 adrian 16 0 0 11 5 0 2 649
103 Meatbomb 21 0 0 10 11 0 2 630
104 linedancingfool 15 0 0 10 3 2 6 620
105 era 13 0 1 9 3 0 0 618
106 norm 9 0 2 7 0 0 0 595
107 thecritick 12 0 0 10 2 0 0 562
108 TenWordReviewer 22 0 0 6 16 0 19 559
109 BorisMoskovitz 9 0 0 6 3 0 30 558
110 Joebaynham 8 0 1 7 0 0 9 553
111 njwebster 8 0 0 6 2 0 30 552
112 cartwrbr 10 0 1 8 1 0 0 551
113 jjolly 6 0 0 4 2 0 45 547
114 TheMarco 6 0 3 3 0 0 8 536
115 seandirector 14 0 0 9 5 0 0 525
116 ellie91 9 0 0 9 0 0 2 509
117 tonytanti 11 0 0 9 2 0 0 507
118 alivicwil 5 0 0 5 0 0 28 471
119 anarchist 4 1 0 2 1 0 1 428
120 tuquee 8 0 0 7 0 1 5 425
121 jayz33 9 0 0 7 1 1 4 424
122 mcook10128 10 0 0 6 4 0 8 410
123 BikerWitch 10 0 0 0 7 3 50 407
124 lafayette 10 0 1 5 2 2 0 402
125 goodnewsfortheinsane 9 0 0 7 2 0 0 397
126 curmudgeon 5 0 1 4 0 0 10 395
127 NOTES 8 0 0 4 1 3 22 395
128 smcdow 8 0 0 7 1 0 0 391
129 paullivewire 16 0 0 6 10 0 0 390
130 tehtinycheeseminion 10 0 0 5 5 0 12 389
131 vixenoflight 7 0 0 7 0 0 0 385
132 Tommy2Tommy 25 0 0 4 16 5 6 383
133 Lysandia2 21 0 0 2 18 1 22 377
134 fatarsedlazybloke 14 0 0 6 7 1 0 377
135 meeware 12 0 0 6 6 0 0 366
136 drewm 3 0 0 2 1 0 34 354
137 chaser676 8 0 1 3 4 0 6 336
138 ghana 7 0 0 6 1 0 0 336
139 Flounder 6 0 1 4 1 0 0 331
140 sticker 10 0 0 0 8 2 39 331
141 smallonion 6 0 1 4 1 0 0 331
142 dafydd 5 0 2 2 1 0 0 326
143 laineypie 13 0 0 5 6 2 0 321
144 Dana_Vigilante 4 0 2 2 0 0 0 320
145 peregrine 7 0 0 5 2 0 4 315
146 kapowaz 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 311
147 love_child 1 0 0 0 1 0 42 300
148 kaleb90x 7 0 0 3 4 0 15 294
149 ubermonkey 7 0 0 5 2 0 0 287
150 Deverdon 6 0 0 5 1 0 0 281
151 busstopboxer 6 0 0 5 1 0 0 281
152 thatrogersguy 5 0 0 5 0 0 0 275
153 PaddyKryptonite 9 0 0 4 5 0 3 271
154 lacdargent 4 0 2 1 1 0 0 271
155 taijiman7777 4 0 1 3 0 0 0 270
156 noetica 3 0 0 3 0 0 12 249
157 Ciaran2903 8 0 0 4 4 0 0 244
158 Gerard_Blaize 16 0 0 3 9 4 0 239
159 StevieBM 6 0 0 4 2 0 0 232
160 stedawa 4 0 0 4 0 0 1 227
161 Onions 1 0 0 0 1 0 31 223
162 nomis78 7 0 0 2 4 1 12 223
163 evalottchen 2 0 0 2 0 0 16 222
164 youruinedchristmas 4 0 1 2 1 0 0 221
165 jenneke 4 0 0 4 0 0 0 220
166 aarlopezz 13 0 0 2 8 3 6 215
167 MattMc 18 0 0 0 12 6 16 214
168 Damo 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 210
169 sexy_one 3 0 0 0 3 0 25 193
170 ino 6 0 0 2 4 0 8 190
171 johnnychimpo 7 0 0 3 4 0 0 189
172 hawkida 2 0 0 2 0 0 11 187
173 Person1122 6 0 0 3 3 0 0 183
174 texastwister 2 0 1 1 0 0 2 174
175 cyrildoussin 4 0 1 1 2 0 0 172
176 TommyMambo 3 0 1 1 1 0 0 166
177 LoveOfCarnage 3 0 1 1 1 0 0 166
178 lauramj 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 165
179 rachelannnail 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 165
180 buckwurst 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 165
181 jd 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 165
182 dreyfus 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 165
183 b3cft 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 160
184 maasgarid 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 160
185 jamuraa 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 160
186 le_Chien 1 0 0 0 1 0 20 146
187 Melina 5 0 0 2 3 0 2 142
188 milk_and_honey 6 0 0 2 4 0 1 141
189 chutney 1 0 0 0 0 1 19 138
190 queenhenry 3 0 0 2 1 0 3 137
191 win 2 0 0 2 0 0 3 131
192 harriet 2 0 0 2 0 0 3 131
193 mykul 5 0 0 2 3 0 0 128
194 tobytobytoby 14 0 0 1 6 7 0 126
195 kayla 1 0 0 0 0 1 17 124
196 Kittehbob 3 0 0 2 1 0 1 123
197 bernie 4 0 0 2 2 0 0 122
198 jollyroger 4 0 0 2 2 0 0 122
199 joeatthe10 4 0 0 2 2 0 0 122
200 leekelleher 2 0 0 2 0 0 1 117
201 beeah 3 0 0 2 1 0 0 116
202 HereWeGoAgain 3 0 0 2 1 0 0 116
203 XXXacto 3 0 0 2 1 0 0 116
204 graceful_elephant 3 0 0 2 1 0 0 116
205 NewJerseyMDSurfer 3 0 0 0 2 1 14 115
206 captainjasper 3 0 0 2 0 1 0 115
207 tzigon 1 0 0 1 0 0 8 111
208 emmar 2 0 1 0 1 0 0 111
209 Milhouse 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
210 SinisterPurpose 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
211 dgstein 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
212 LRonCupboard 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
213 despotliz 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
214 PJ 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
215 winjer 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
216 shoeshine 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
217 bookworm 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
218 therealblankman 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
219 colmmcmullan 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
220 sien 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
221 crazyoldme 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
222 smarfy 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 110
223 blackbyrd 3 0 0 1 2 0 6 109
224 swethaiyer 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 105
225 AriVais 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 105
226 kiwitifosi 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 105
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