The Ten Word Review

Greatest

• Boomerang

  

  A magic stick for dogless humans. It actually fetches itself!

  an amazing other review by redPen.

• Collateral

  

  Maverick moonlights as murderer. Ray Charles drives without guide dog!

  an amazing movie review by redPen.

• Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

  

  Fantastic amazing impossible collaboration from a band of breaking-up couples!

  a damn good album review by redPen.

• Lord of the Rings

  

  Walking . . . walking . . . fight creatures . . . walking . . . walking . . . fight creatures . . . walking . . . walking . . .

  a damn good book review by redPen.

• family guy

  

  "Family Guy" reminds me of the time I invented cartoons . . .

  a damn good tv show review by redPen.