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saltireblue
Caledonian correspondent. Sardonic Scot with delusions of adequacy. Words? Ten.
barneybear said “Regularly annoying, occasionally lovely, always on his computer! Oh Well!!!!”
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Making cars nobody wants, naturally they're going out of business!
a good other review by SaltireBlue.
Uses fewer muscles than frowning. So frowning's better exercise! Frown!!!
a good activity review by SaltireBlue.
Vile racist hateful thugs. All that's worst about 'Britain'. Scum!
a politics review by SaltireBlue.
Members' job fears as secret's revealed! Shouldn't have joined, perhaps?
an event review by SaltireBlue.
Former marine, former policeman, first-named on BNP register. Secret's out!
a person review by SaltireBlue.
Orcs, dwarves, elves and hobbits! And that's just the Middle!
an amazing place review by SaltireBlue.
Known for smashing prostitute rings. Arrested for ringing smashing prostitute!
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Some think the former eats the latter. They're poles apart!
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Jack Bauer saves world. Phone rings. World not saved. Yet...
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