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I, Robot

It's tedious bilge but nowhere near as bad as AI.

a good movie review by thecritick.
Kafka on the Shore - Haruki M…

Starts promisingly but turns out to be a stupid fairytale.

a good book review by thecritick.
Enduring Love - Ian McEwan

Best book I've read this year. Is the film good?

a mediocre book review by thecritick.
Brick Lane - Monica Ali

Immigrants adjust to life in England. Read White Teeth instead.

a good book review by thecritick.
Constantine

Continual mispronunciation of "Constantine" takes gloss off batty blasphemous romp.

a good movie review by thecritick.

Work

Feels productive and earns money but a waste of life.

a good other review by thecritick.
Twelve Monkeys

Complex and subtle time travel tragedy merits a longer review.

a good movie review by thecritick.
Tom Brown's Schooldays - Thom…

Public schoolboys of a bygone age. The Christian Harry Potter.

a good book review by thecritick.
Constantine

Continual mispronunciation of "Constantine" takes gloss off batty blasphemous romp.

a good movie review by thecritick.
Facebook.com

Narcissistic students imagine having 267 internet "friends" validates hollow networking.

a good website review by thecritick.

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